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The Tendo's Chapter 1 "Pein?" Amaya asked looking for her husband. Little did she know, Pein was out to destroy the EPA. "MOM!" yelled Shino as she rode on Awashi's back into the room, "Where is Mada-Sensei!" In her aggravation, she went cross-eyed. "He's at Walmart," Amaya replied while sewing a Winnie-the-Pooh blankie. "Well get him home soon! I JUST LOVE MY SUGAR BEAR MADARA!" Shino said dreamily. "MMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM," hummed Amaya. Just then, Pein walked in with a walrus in his arms. He said,"I named him Blubbers." Awashi then proceeded to change into a leotard and do the "Single Ladies" dance. Pein then joined in singing Britn

Pein and Amaya Pein is a magical Leader who gives ponies to all the little children. Amaya is an Italian immigrant and doesn't speak English and sells fried chicken. Amaya also raises young sheep with strange, hairy German men. They have a son named Awashi and a daughter named Shino. They travel in a family band. Awashi has a girlfriend who is Lindsay Lohan, and as their family they are the Tendo's.

PEIN AND AMAYA WERE MAGICAL PONIES AND ONE DAY AMAYA TOOK PEIN TO DA NURSING HOME! THEY LOOKED AT ALL DA PRETTY SHEEPS AND DUCKS AND AMAYA AND PEIN WENT IN HIS CAR AND PLAYED TWISTER! THEN THEY RODE A PONY AND AMYA STOLE A CHILD'S ICE CWEAM! THEY PROCEEDED TO ROB K-MART AND KILLED A WAITRESS IN THE NAME OF LORD STAB A BITCH! THE END!